Friday, April 30, 2010

missing english


i used to be an english major. so i'd hoard as many english classes as i could. there was this one class where i attempted to analyze everything. and it all came back to sex! if a character chose to walk into the woods, that was sexual. if the character wanted to eat some cake, that was sexual. almost everything and anything was traced back to our reproductive organs and the feral sport it engages in. i still see it. whenever i read a book or hear some joke. "thats sexual innuendo" is all i say in my head. with an english accent, of course. just to make the people in my head sound distinguished.

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