i ran into my old high school calculus teacher at shoprite this past sunday. quite the awkwardest thing i've been through in a couple weeks. i ran into him also during high school, when i had him, and my mom attacked him and harassed him about my class performance. all the while, i pretended to be looking for some cereal.
this time, he was stocking up on soap. and lots of it! im conjuring up some theories as to why a single 40-50ish year old man needs that much soap. but i think i'd rather stay ignorant for a while...
since he was an old high school teacher, rumors would definitely swell! a friend told me one time someone ran into him buying KY Jelly. weird also if you live alone. but i don't wana sacrifice my innocence for now. GROSS!!!!!!
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