Showing posts with label Paul Wendkos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paul Wendkos. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

How to Save the World


Phinneas B: How I Came Back from the Future to Save the World from Japanese Porn is the title of a new book by best-selling author Waylon Lenk. This opus in ink defies description – you just have to read it for yourself. It is HILARIOUS. If you don’t think it is the funniest, most spot-on interpretation of the current world-crisis as told by a future world-saver, you are sticking your head in the sand and pretending you were born with an intellectual handicap that won’t allow you to absorb facts. Lenk’s mastery of the socio-semiotic sci-fi genre befits this post-modern American classic; it reads as if Salmon Rushdie, Susanna Clarke, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett and Dave Barry collectively donated snippets of their creative DNA to formulate a hybrid monster-child. It's both funny and funny-looking.
I heard on the Grapevine while driving down to LA last week, that Paul Wendkos is tentatively scheduled to direct the film version due out next year in time for the Christmas season. I can’t wait.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Paul Wendkos Does It Moondoggy Style

Hey. My name's Paul. Paul Wendkos. And you're - could you spell that for me? A-N-N-I-K-A. Annika. My what a lovely name. So what do you do? You're a grad student? Why, the moment I layed eyes on you, I knew you had a stunning...intellect. What do I do? Are you serious? I'm Paul Wendkos! I directed the Gidget series! You know, Gidget, Gidget Goes Hawaiian, Gidget Goes to Rome, Gidget Goes to Hell, Gidget Goes All the Way, Gidget Does It Moondoggy Style 1-19. You're sure you don't know who I am? Maybe you know some of my other movies: Cordoba's Cannon? I Love Women? No? What are you implying? I do love women! Although I never say so right away. I usually wait a few dates, until I propose. Hey, where are you going? Call me! Fuck.