food baby

if this is the life of a college student, then i'm screwed.

i just ate 5 pizzas in under half an hour. my belly is pregnant... with food. and i can barely sit up straight. this is going to be my excuse for not being able to study for the next couple of hours. sudoku puzzles, here i come!

i was also planning to miss a new episode of house. because i wanted to "study." but i can't see that happening. new episode of house, here i come!

not to mention, my dad also hoarded things from entenmann's. we have 5 cakes. a pie. and some thin bagels, which are vaguely reminiscent of what happens to a bagel after a baby sits on it. this is not going to be a productive week. gross!