Working hard or hardly working?

American Decameron

Love in the time of the Plague - the plague of the blood-sucking undead, that is.

Inside the Tank

Jose and Ryan do things with machines. It was actually a cozy little place. I want one just like it.

Outside the Tank

Here we are outside the Tank. You know what would be a cool space for projections? That big barren wall.

And guess who was performing down the street. I'll give you a hint - it was Daniel Radcliffe.

Super Secret Mind Contol Device

Sequestered deep underground, armed guards stationed invisibly on the parameter, a group of performative scientists work feverishly for their Lord and Master, the Mad Scientist Phillipus Baldwinmanius. What is Professor B's latest plot to conquer the earth and enslave all mankind? Could it be? No! A mind control device! 'Zounds, whatever can we do? We are helpless against the Professor's mental prowess as it is, but with this spidery device augmenting his alpha, beta and gamma rays, he is well nigh unstoppable! Oh, that we weren't so quick to turn on Mercury, our city's hero and defender! If only he could get it up and wasn't sexually frustrated! He was the only one who could have saved us, and now he too is a villain!

Baldwinmania

You tell Prof. Baldwin that he's on camera, and he just can't help performing. Oh this is going to be a fun show.

Ford Taurus

http://www.theonion.com/video/ford-unveils-new-car-for-cashstrapped-buyers-the-1,14381/

Mine's actually a '99 Taurus, so it's way better than this one. The body is is in great condition, minus a few scratches. It can get me from coast to coast, which is way further than the house I rent with a crowd of other guys and my job (because I have one and I don't need to go to the unemployment office.) And it cost nearly five times as much as the Taurus in the video. All in all, I'd say I'm living in the lap of luxury, in spite of Phillip's scoffing.