"You don't expect me to eat this stuff, do you?

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Food Coma?

Food coma. I have experienced a food coma before but I didn’t know it actually had a name. I ate so much Christmas dinner one time, that almost immediately I fell asleep. Nothing would wake me up. My little sister and cousins painted my nails, put shaving cream all over me, and stuck stuff in my hair and I would not wake up. Finally hours passed by and I dreamed I was being chased by an evil Santa. I guess a food coma makes sense now. Because your body needs energy to digest a heavy meal, it eats up your energy. So the moral of your story is eat less and eat more times throughout the day to avoid a food baby, and a food coma. Eat fish, chicken and nuts to feel fuller for a longer time. Be careful with fat-free snacks, sometimes they are more harmful than good because they add tons of salt and sugar to make up for some lost taste. Remember to eat a fruit for breakfast, lunch and a snack. Eat protein with every meal you take. By the end of the day you should have eaten 3 meals and 2 snacks. I guess my problem was that I only ate breakfast and dinner that Christmas day .

Down with the Beiber Hairstyle

I just want to brush his hair back.
Check out this kid who sounds good, but need to get rid of that horrid hairstyle. You gotta wait until the end for the performance.

Just say NO!

So I took a Cosmo quiz called “Are you too damn good to your friends?” Apparently I am. This is what this quiz told me: “if you were a candy, you’d be a Lifesaver. That’s not always a good thing. When you constantly put others first, there’s no time left to think about what you need. And because you so easily give up the cute skirt or the hot date, friends can take you for granted, which can make you resent them. Next time you start to volunteer for something you’d rather skip, stop. A simple sorry will do”. This is totally true about me. I have felt a little taken for granted in the past by messed up friends. I know that I am a cool friend, but I must learn how to say no to people without feeling bad about it. I know that it is stupid but I can’t say no to people that I love. I know this isn’t true, but when I used to tell my friends no, I felt like if I was letting them down. I need to practice saying no. I have been practicing say no to my mother. She is sometimes a little over bearing and always wants me to do stupid little things for her. Last week she wanted me to go to her house so that I could translate something for her and I kept telling her no. The next day she called me and told me that she would pay me if I translate for her and then I said ok. I know she still got me to go over there, but at least I got some money out of it. The next time my sister wants to borrow my clothes without permission I am going to flip on her. I don’t understand how she takes my clothes because we aren’t even near the same size. I am a size 12 and she is a size 6 in clothing. How does that work? No, No, NOoooo! Just practicing.

Vogue

My boyfriend found a copy of vogue magazine in my tornado hit apartment (due to moving engagements...tee hee) and fliped through it out of curiosity. He kept asking me why the models were so skinny, he couldn't believe how thin they were, he said, is this what women should aspire to look like? He said, "what man would want bones, no flesh", he couldn't get over how skinny they were. He also said some of the ads were weird, then he proceeded to point out to me, are they all white.....well mostly. I said yep! As women we are still faced with these images of what "beauty" is like. My bf also said, why do women buy this stuff, esp those who do not look like those in the magazines. Clearly they are not trying to market to you....or are they? Humph!

Alice and that damn bunny!

Another piece of art from the penis snail maker. This one is pretty funny!